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Johnny Pasqualone
Johnny Pasqualone is hands down the hottest man to ever walk the earth! If you don’t know who he is, god bless your soul. Search him up on TikTok @johnny.pasqualone! He has these amazing blue eyes that will make you fall in love with him right away. And on top of that he’s the funniest person ever, he seems like the one person who will always make you smile no matter what. His smile is too pure that it could cut ur heart right in half. The girl he ends up loving will easily with bought a doubt win life!
Person 1: yo if you got to choose to simp for one person for the rest of your life who would it be?
Person 2: SIS YOU AINT READY FOR THIS CONVO, obviously it would be Johnny Pasqualone
Person 2: SIS YOU AINT READY FOR THIS CONVO, obviously it would be Johnny Pasqualone
Johnny Pasqualone by I’m a simp July 24, 2020
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Luke Pasqualino
British-Italian actor who plays Freddie in Series 3 (and soon 4) of Skins. Extremely gorgeous, and is good at acting too. Is "very fit" as the Brits say.
Also, looks Indian, but isn't, which is a complete mindfuck.
Also, looks Indian, but isn't, which is a complete mindfuck.
Get in my pants, Luke Pasqualino.
Luke Pasqualino by saggyman January 27, 2009
Pasquale’s Triangle
The place where Pasquale “Pat” Cipollone’s genitals used to be found. It is widely believed that the genitals went missing surrounding the events of December 10, 2018. The emasculated nature of Cipollone’s nether regions was confirmed during the impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump.
“Have you noticed how much of a dickless twat Pat Cipollone has been during the impeachment trial of the President? I guess what they say about Pasquale’s Triangle really is true.”
Pasquale’s Triangle by ReverseMadGabber January 25, 2020
Will di pasquale
Will di pasquale by Will dipasquale hate pages April 15, 2021
Pasqual
That mf is a pasqual
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