Pasausage

A spicy Italian sausage link shoved up a fat chick's snatch.

Hobo Jemima: Cletus gave me a pasausage last night. I was so hungry since I'm homeless that I ate it afterwards.

Hobo Jimbob: How'd it taste?

Hobo Jemima: Stanky.

by fuzzydickwumpkins November 26, 2011

bed chocolate

A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.

Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!

by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012