party school

A school known more for its party-loving students than its academics.

A: I got into college X!
B: I thought you weren't the party type.
A: I'm not...
B: You do realize college X is a party school, right?
A: Damnit.

party school by blah123444444 March 28, 2009

Party School

A school where you major in partying and minor in your major.

Colleges or universities known for, among other things, their particularly awesome parties or ragers.

Ways to tell you're attending a party school:
Awaking in pants made of a foreign material
Actually seeing a funnel
Wine in a box
Hooking up with someone out of your league
Your mascot is a Spartan or Alligator or Bulldog
Your could've sworn you were supposed to get your diploma in Business Administration, not "Contemporary Partying".

Party School by VinnySal July 30, 2011

high school party

Eventually in high school youll meet a group of marvelous douchebags who all want to do the same thing- party. This includes only drinking and smoking pot for about the whole night and just being a useless shitheap. Not only that, but all these high school partygoers hook up with the dirtiest and easiest school whorebags and go around school saying, " Yo bro, I get so much ass.", when reality, they only get the sloppy seconds of some hoe and call all of this a party.

high school high school football game douche bro high school bullshit high school party

high school party by Judge of All November 13, 2013

Party Scholar 

A College Student, Post Grad or anyone devoting themselves to higher education who both kills their academic work in addition to getting "John Daly Drunk" at least 3 times a week. Such human beings have a higher sense of satisfaction with life, are more desired by the opposite sex and generally just win at life.

John woke up absolutely shit-housed for his advanced chem test and still got the second highest score. That kid is a genuine party scholar

Party Scholar by PrinceHarry11 August 4, 2013

Joseph Case Jr High School PART 1 

Joseph Case Jr. High is like an industrial shredder, but instead of crushing things, it eats self-esteem. The kids here are brutal, making fun of others left and right. In some cases, 'brutal' is an overstatement. There are a ton of playground insults thrown around, like "jerk" or "dummy". But let me tell you, these children are mature in an immature sort of way. They know super harsh words that they claim to use as jokes, like "whore" or "bastard". Now, that might not seem that aggressive, but imagine being in a so called "child friendly" place, surrounded by 11 and 12 year old's. There are some kids paying attention to the lesson, but it's mostly joking and talking. You look in the back to see that there are two kids bickering. You don't pay much mind to it, but then one of them calls out, "SLUT!", and laughs. The other kid is completely distraught. That isn't a situation that I'd like to be in. VISIT PART 2

Kid1: "hEy mAN, wANnA sEe mE sLAm mYSeLF iNtO thiS wiNdOw?!"
Kid2: "yEAh, bRO! LEtS gET tHis bREad!"
Joseph Case Jr High School PART 1

Joseph Case Jr High School PART 1 by urbanDictionaryAnon420 May 8, 2019

Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2 

Although there are some absolute idiots out there, not everyone's a prat. There are some really nice and polite kids out there, but don't be fooled to quickly. The moment you get to know (most) of them, they turn their back on you over something petty. There are girls that will argue over one stealing the other's boyfriend, and I'm telling you now, do NOT get involved with that. What's worse is that the trash talking and drama extends to the hallways. Picture this: You and your best friend have gym together, and on your way over, you approach a group of 8th graders. You pay no mind to them; everyone else in the hall is being crazy. But then, BOOM. You collide with the absolute towers of human beings. This goes for all grades, and even the tiny 6th graders do it. Speaking of hallways, including the collisions, it's COMPLETE CHAOS. The popular kids will slam themselves into, not only people, but doors, walls, tables, lockers, windows, etc. It's practically impossible to get to classes between the yelling, screaming like banshees, making odd noises, and screech-moaning. That's not even the half of it. There are kids who will hit you, and instead of retaliating, you go to a teacher. Guess what happens? Nothing. I'm not even going to start with Mr. Thumb Head. You've heard enough about him. All in all, run for your life, because that's the only way you'll survive here. Stay in vegetables, don't do school, and eat your drugs.

Lil girl1: "oH mY gOD yOu biTCh, yOu sToLE mY bF! uGh-
Lil girl2: "Ummmm... You guys broke up?"
Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2

Joseph Case Jr High School PART 2 by urbanDictionaryAnon420 May 8, 2019

parry sound high school 

Hell

"This is parry sound high school"

parry sound high school by A Damn June 2, 2017