Parog

A Parog is a weird kind of animal hanging around on forums - mostly shoutbawxes - annoying other people. A common question asked when someone hears the word Parog is: "What's a Parog?" The right answer on this: no one exactly knows.

The Parog on MMOwned is the first Parog ever spotted alive.

Parog by Aldun September 26, 2009

Parog

An Internet Mystery, Noone knows what it means but it is there.. Lurking in the shadows

DID YOU SEE THAT 80 MAGE HE WAS SO PAROG

Parog by MaxiPads April 7, 2009

paragod 

(1) a prima donna paramedic with a "god complex" who thinks he/she is smart despite being an incompetent fool

(2) any paramedic who is more concerned with his ego than his patients, regardless of skill level or talent

(3) an otherwise competent paramedic who is an egomaniac

Paramedic Supervisor: "Bystanders complained that you sped onto the sidewalk with sirens blaring and nearly hit them..."

Paragod: "Uh..Hello!? Can we say EMERGENCY! The stupid bystanders didn't move fast enough!"

Paramedic Supervisor: "...but then you SLOWLY got out of the unit, fixed your hair and adjusted your shades, according to the complaint."

Paragod: "Hey, just calm down, okay? I run for no one. It's all BS until proven otherwise."

Paramedic Supervisor: "Why did you intubate this guy? He was just taking a nap on a park bench."

Paragod: "Look, I'm aggressive and I'm good. I go for the tube, and that's why my intubation skills are second to none."

Paramedic Supervisor: "You are an egotistical moron and a menace."

paragod by AlexFox February 16, 2008

Paragirl 

Paragirl, also known as Parafeminine or Parafemale is the feminine subset of paragender. Parafeminine people identify mostly as a girl, but also any gender/combination of genders. Paragirl is similar to demigirl, but it is more specific because with paragirl the girl part outweighs any other gender(s).The masculine equivalent of paragirl is paraboy. The non-binary equivalent is paragender or paranonbinary.

Brittany: I think i'm having trouble with my gender. I kind-of feel feminine but I also kinda like being non-binary.

Me: You might be like me, a Paragirl!

Paragirl by mon (she/they) May 11, 2021

paragon til death 

To be the best of the best until death. If one is paragon, then they are the master of what they do, and nobody is going to pass them up, because everybody is a bitch compared to them. Therefore, paragon 'til death means to be a fucking G until you die. Popularized by Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

Goku: Hey look Vegeta, I'm you! Paragon til death!

Vegeta: You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.

paragon til death by bossmanbrent October 1, 2015

Pargeting 

This is slang for applying large quantities of make-up to the face or body. It derives from the verb ‘pargeting’ which is to apply a decorative, waterproof plaster to a wall. The finished plaster is also known as pargeting and can be in a variety of colours. So if a woman is piling stuff on her face, eyebrows, eyes, lips, eyelashes or face, she is pargeting.

“Look at that silly moo piling gunk on her face!”
“Yeah, she does so much pargeting she keeps Maybelline in business by herself’”

Pargeting by AKACroatalin March 20, 2019

pargon 

Additional power which is added beyond what has already been added. Can be said multiple times for multiple effect. Closest synonym is "more oomph."

From the video game "Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem," where all one has to do to juice up the power of a spell is recite the word Pargon repeatedly until the effect is larger.

This old computer is running too damn slow; I need to get some pargon for it.

pargon by Lita August 17, 2004