Parmentour

1. Someone who travels around every few hours to hand out parmesan cheese to those who need it most.

2. Meeting others who have and share likely the same entertainments and personality

3. A You therapist, where you have to tell them your name, age, height, and what you struggle with, and they will help you work it out.

1.

Person 1: What do you work as?
Person 2: I work as a parmentour around resturants.

2.
Person X: Dude i love playing bowling and reading!
Person Y: Dude same, because im a parmentour!

3.

Person !: I can help you with all your problems.
Person ?: So you are a parmentour?

by Capybaraborgir8083 November 5, 2025

parmenter

to brag about your ability at something but when you put your money where your mouth is you fall vastly short of the mark

Stu: how was your table tennis match against jamie?
Matt: well he said he was good but he pulled a parmenter

by nicholas clark January 14, 2008

Parentographer

A parent photographer. A photographer that uses their kids as their models.

My brother is a professional photographer that only takes pictures of his kids, and therefore he is a parentographer.

by Dougy_8505 July 18, 2019

Parentaurus

a parent that's stubborn, ancient, ego-driven… and impossible to move.

My father is being a parentaurus about everything. Any advice I try to give him is no good, wrong, and dismissed.

by CreativeBruces December 11, 2025