Definitions by CreativeBruces

Parentaurus

a parent that's stubborn, ancient, ego-driven… and impossible to move.

My father is being a parentaurus about everything. Any advice I try to give him is no good, wrong, and dismissed.

Parentaurus by CreativeBruces December 11, 2025

Elderbully

a parent who uses age, pride, or ego to push their way.

My dad is an elderbully. He's 84 and he flies off the handle whenever I try to give him any advice. He won't listen to anything I say. It's his way or the highway.

Elderbully by CreativeBruces December 11, 2025

Technology Deficit Disorder 

When someone suffers from not being able to work their cell phone, tablet, laptop and other technology related devices.

My grandma suffers from technology deficit disorder, as do many people over the age of 60.

Technology Deficit Disorder by CreativeBruces November 18, 2022

Cul-de-snow 

Snow that was plowed to the end of the cul-de-sac and is typically the last to melt before spring

The only snow left in the neighborhood is the cul-de-snow!

Cul-de-snow by CreativeBruces March 17, 2021

french wink 

when your dog has one ear up and one ear down

Murphy has a french wink going on.

french wink by CreativeBruces August 15, 2018

Instafight 

A fight between two or more people on Instagram. The comments can be seen by everyone. No one knows exactly who is watching the fight. If there are more than three people involved it becomes an Instabrawl.

Geoff and Stephanie were having an Instafight so I jumped in to try to break it up.

Instafight by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018

Instabrawl 

A fight between 4 or more people on Instagram. Their comments are public and no one knows who’s watching the brawl. If three or less people are fighting it’s considered an Instafight.

I saw an Instabrawl going on between a bunch of guys from my high school so I jumped in and tried to stop it.

Instabrawl by CreativeBruces June 7, 2018