Parksturbating 

Masturbating while simultaneously sitting on a park bench.

During one of my jogs last week I witnessed a homeless man Parksturbating .

Parksturbating by Crusty Cannoli June 10, 2014

pasturbating 

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014

Prasturbating 

Verb 1. An act shared among every serious musician, yet is rarely talked about. You have nothing to do for a few hours. So you spend this time practicing your instrument and masturbating

I spent the entire day prasturbating. Nothing like Bach and Blowjob porn.

Prasturbating by usernamedeleted February 22, 2011

Painsturbating 

Verb;
The act of masturbating to something that is inflicting pain on you.

Verb(2):
When you masturbated so many times during the day that it starts to hurt.

Dude , i started painsturbating when she was whipping me with her strap-on

Mate, I've masturbated so many times today that its gotten to the point that I'm painsturbating

Painsturbating by Volcanic Banana June 19, 2016

pansturbating 

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.

"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."

pansturbating by Egg Pail February 17, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020