Parksturbating
Parksturbating by Crusty Cannoli June 10, 2014
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pasturbating
1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014
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Prasturbating
Verb 1. An act shared among every serious musician, yet is rarely talked about. You have nothing to do for a few hours. So you spend this time practicing your instrument and masturbating
Prasturbating by usernamedeleted February 22, 2011
Painsturbating
Verb;
The act of masturbating to something that is inflicting pain on you.
Verb(2):
When you masturbated so many times during the day that it starts to hurt.
The act of masturbating to something that is inflicting pain on you.
Verb(2):
When you masturbated so many times during the day that it starts to hurt.
Dude , i started painsturbating when she was whipping me with her strap-on
Mate, I've masturbated so many times today that its gotten to the point that I'm painsturbating
Mate, I've masturbated so many times today that its gotten to the point that I'm painsturbating
Painsturbating by Volcanic Banana June 19, 2016
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