Parksturbating

Masturbating while simultaneously sitting on a park bench.

During one of my jogs last week I witnessed a homeless man Parksturbating .

by Crusty Cannoli June 10, 2014

pasturbating

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

by Xaneth April 4, 2014

Prasturbating

Verb 1. An act shared among every serious musician, yet is rarely talked about. You have nothing to do for a few hours. So you spend this time practicing your instrument and masturbating

I spent the entire day prasturbating. Nothing like Bach and Blowjob porn.

by usernamedeleted February 22, 2011

Painsturbating

Verb;
The act of masturbating to something that is inflicting pain on you.

Verb(2):
When you masturbated so many times during the day that it starts to hurt.

Dude , i started painsturbating when she was whipping me with her strap-on

Mate, I've masturbated so many times today that its gotten to the point that I'm painsturbating

by Volcanic Banana June 19, 2016

pansturbating

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.

"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."

by Egg Pail February 17, 2024