parkourman 

Parkourman is a person who hops from building to building in order to break into people's houses to rape them

The parkourman broke into our apartment and raped me

parkourman by Nova 1 ponpeyin August 30, 2017

Parkourgasm 

Verb. The action of climaxing sexually simply due to witnessing a structure that would be particularly good for doing parkour on.

Bro 1: Oh Bro!! Parkourgasm! Look at that church steeple!

Driving Bro: I can't! Don't you remember what happened last time I had a parkourgasm while I was driving?

Parkourgasm by Rustywookiemaestro7 January 26, 2011

Parkourastination 

The act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. This means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.

Parkourastination stopped me from writing my five page paper while I was in the library.

Parkourastination by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

Parformance 

An elision of the word Par (n. And v.), made well known by British Grime artist Tempa T and the word performance.

Used to generalise how good/bad someone's pars have been.

ROADMAN #1: Raaaar, you've mugged bare people off today blud

ROADMAN #2: Trust fam... It's been a solid Parformance.

Parformance by CB9300 May 18, 2015

Parkourninis

It is another word for parkour but better!

I’m not a Parkourninis

Parkourninis by Lup.V. July 18, 2019

Pumpkin parkouring

Using the irregular and random placement generation of pumpkins on the surface to complete slightly difficult jumps in an attempt to make them fall and waste time jumping back on top of the pumpkin

He’s pumpkin parkouring

Pumpkin parkouring by Minecraft addict July 19, 2023