Parkourman is a person who hops from building to building in order to break into people's houses to rape them
by Nova 1 ponpeyin August 30, 2017
Get the parkourman mug.Verb. The action of climaxing sexually simply due to witnessing a structure that would be particularly good for doing parkour on.
Bro 1: Oh Bro!! Parkourgasm! Look at that church steeple!
Driving Bro: I can't! Don't you remember what happened last time I had a parkourgasm while I was driving?
Driving Bro: I can't! Don't you remember what happened last time I had a parkourgasm while I was driving?
by Rustywookiemaestro7 January 26, 2011
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The act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. This means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.
by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009
Get the Parkourastination mug.An elision of the word Par (n. And v.), made well known by British Grime artist Tempa T and the word performance.
Used to generalise how good/bad someone's pars have been.
Used to generalise how good/bad someone's pars have been.
ROADMAN #1: Raaaar, you've mugged bare people off today blud
ROADMAN #2: Trust fam... It's been a solid Parformance.
ROADMAN #2: Trust fam... It's been a solid Parformance.
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Get the Parkourninis mug.Using the irregular and random placement generation of pumpkins on the surface to complete slightly difficult jumps in an attempt to make them fall and waste time jumping back on top of the pumpkin
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