Parklandite 

An animal or person who weeps and wails until they get their way. CRYBABY; SISSY

" I can't believe you gave him permission to jump off a cliff" "Well, he's a known Parklandite and he wouldn't shut up, it's not my problem!"

Parklandite by MennaLeeHill May 9, 2018

ParkBandit

An all around nice guy, great father, and wonderful husband. In Florida.

ParkBandit is an all around nice guy, great father, and wonderful husband. In Florida.

ParkBandit by Stanley Kirk Burrell June 21, 2008

Parkledite 

A Parkledite is a person who has freakishly long legs, long brown hair the color and texture of mulch, and they cannot squat so they skip every leg day, causing them to only have strength on shoulder press.

Optionally, you can include the gap between their eyes being wide enough to fit an event horizon inside.

Geez, Josh, you're such a Parkledite, do better.

Parkledite by Finalesshinesjuralesflowwyes December 15, 2024

Parklandia 

A Country In the European Continent that is ran By Parker James Dean The XI

You wanna go to Parklandia?
Yeah sure!

Parklandia by I’m just gonna go to March 19, 2025

Portlandite

Drugged up ass sniffen Californian that claims there from Oregon.

You stupid Portlandite, wishing you were born in Oregon when you were born in California.

Portlandite by Sagebrush Boy December 25, 2025