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Parking Lot Patty

PLP is can go for any guy or girl that frequents truck stops and bar parking lots for anonymous sex, but generally it is giving oral to another male and then getting kicked to the curb. Generally, PLP's are regulars at these places, and everyone knows what the are up to.
There goes Patty and that bitch is on the prowl. Hope I locked my car. I do not want to have any surprises in wait.

Poor Parking Lot Patty, hope I am never that pathetic.

Where is PLP, I need to bust one out.
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parking lot party 

Sitting in a car in a parking lot with your friends. Talking about everything, listening to music. Climbing light poles, and eating food. Running around the parking lot in floaties and cowboy hats. Parking at 11 pm till 5 am or ??. usually end up sitting on the pavement. Talking on phones trying to figure out what else to do, but end up sitting at the parking lot for hours. Usually what you do if you're poor and have no gas, and live in Flint Michigan.
Amber: Man i'm so bored get off of WoW let's go somewhere.
Megan: okay i leveled. uhh lets get breadsticks and cream cheese.
Amber: alright. And have a parking lot party?
*gets breadsticks from little caesars and pulls up to farmer jack parking lot to eat*
Amber: what you'm want to do?
Megan: i unno
*amber on phone calling people to see if any parties going on*
5 hours later
*megan and amber sitting on pavement listening to The Spill Canvas laughing because Amanda is climbing the light pole. Takes pictures for myspace*

the end
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026