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Pussy-Parcher
One who is so unattractive to women that they allegedly "dry up" a woman's vagina, as opposed to making her wet.
Pussy-Parcher by Abbie Wilkes November 21, 2009
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Parcher Omelet
When two males leave egg shells behind a gas station after using the eggs as lubrication during anal sex.
Parcher Omelet by Himmockey April 24, 2019
Parcher
Parcher by Jessica parcher April 20, 2008
pricher
a frivolous turd who is one of nusance on the earth. also called penis. his unsavory outlook on life is pathetic. the scirrhus of mankind. bloodline tainted with homosexuality and microphallus. somtimes suffers from phrenitis that people like him. will never have copulation with a female.
turd, (turd) n. waste
penis, (pe-nis) n. the male organ of generation
scirrhus, (ski-rus) n. hard cancer
homosexuality, (homo-sex-u-al-it-t) adj, one likeing the same sex
microphallus, (micor-fal-us) v. abnormal smallness of the penis
phrenitis, (fren-i-tis) adj. delirium
turd, (turd) n. waste
penis, (pe-nis) n. the male organ of generation
scirrhus, (ski-rus) n. hard cancer
homosexuality, (homo-sex-u-al-it-t) adj, one likeing the same sex
microphallus, (micor-fal-us) v. abnormal smallness of the penis
phrenitis, (fren-i-tis) adj. delirium
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