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Priametry 

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.
German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.
Priametry by Jake February 3, 2004

Priametry 

The measuring of one's generative organs. As coined by UberBagel. The process of measuring ("bacing") must be done with an instrument known as a "kow".

French priapisme, from Late Latin pripismus, from Greek pripismos, from pripizein, to have an erection, from Pripos, Priapus. From Latin metricus, relating to measurement.
"Dude, My priametric reading generated a higher output than yours!"
Priametry by Soiled Undergarment November 2, 2003

parameter 

A unit of legnth that didn't quite make it as an SI unit of measurement. It is however based on the SI unit of legnth, the meter, it is just not quite big enough to pass a meter in the real world.
The parameters of this situation aren't quite a meter. (This makes more sense if you are stoned)
parameter by Habib de Beer February 14, 2006

parametsents

"When a parameter represents something."
This word was made when a confused human combined words parameter and represents. Same way that's now also it's meaning.
In physics impact parametsents atomic or nuclear size
parametsents by Flazee November 1, 2022

Parametric Transformer 

Parametric Transformer is an item in Genshin Impact that you can use to transform things into other stuff.You can put sunsettias and apples or other things you want.
Hey maybe you forgot to use your Parametric transformer?
Parametric Transformer by Yaretzi. September 22, 2021

pajamery 

The act of putting on your pajamas.
Pajamery needs to happen now.
pajamery by Sleo17 May 14, 2015
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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