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Priametry 

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.
German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.
Priametry by Jake February 3, 2004
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Priametry 

The measuring of one's generative organs. As coined by UberBagel. The process of measuring ("bacing") must be done with an instrument known as a "kow".

French priapisme, from Late Latin pripismus, from Greek pripismos, from pripizein, to have an erection, from Pripos, Priapus. From Latin metricus, relating to measurement.
"Dude, My priametric reading generated a higher output than yours!"
Priametry by Soiled Undergarment November 2, 2003
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Parametry 

An alternative to parametric,
Just easier to say, concerning the field of parametric study into form and computer generated design.
Have you though if using parametry to design the facade.

Parametry is not 21st century unless you take the automated computational design techniques used in the modern day design process.blah blah blah
Parametry by m . November 30, 2020
The use of art to creatively depict the number π to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks pleasing to their naked eye albeit it is probably not so to their mind’s eye.
Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a faux appreciation of numerical or symbolic elegance.
Piometry by MathPlus April 21, 2021

primery purpose 

Da intended use of da firing-cap on an ammo-cartridge.
One should be super-careful when handling a live round, especially since da primery purpose of da shiny little disc on da back end is to set off da powder-charge!
primery purpose by QuacksO February 20, 2021
When the symbol π is seductively or sexily designed to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks more pleasing to the naked eye than to the mind’s eye.
Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a glimpse of symbolic elegance.
Piometry by MathPlus April 29, 2021

PrimeTyler 

A annoying toxic good bridge playerTyler 』#9077 add me
Pinur is just like PrimeTyler
PrimeTyler by PrimeTyler February 25, 2023
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