ParaHornia

When you just do a huge shot and immediaty have 2 thoughs #1 you hear footsteps thinking the jump out boys are kicking in the door, #2nd your Dick is rock hard ready for 72 Milfs

I came home from work and did a huge shot, I thought my roommate let the whole task force inside, at the same time I couldn't quit thinking about 72 Milfs sucking me off! Damn bro it's just my ParaHornia acting up again.

ParaHornia by Scaredsexy August 21, 2026

Paraphonia 

A personality defect in which a person suffers from a mix narcissism and paranoia.
The belief that you are so awesome, multiple people you don’t know want your phone number, and once they have it will become crazy stalkers.

George: I will not give you my number in a public message, because I dont want people I don't know to have my number.

Ray: So, are you calling my friends stalkers? Turn down your Paraphonia!

Paraphonia by greycoatmasher April 1, 2010

Paracornagus 

noun; A mythical creature originating from the northern regions of Singapore said to be colored brown and covered in hickey's because its amazingly hot and sexy horse-like body.

The Paracornagus is described as a Paraplegic unicorn with Pegasus like wings.

The Paracornagus is closely related to the Paracorn.

Devon: is that a paracorn?

Richard: No! its got wings, it must be a paracornagus

Paracornagus by Braiden Donaven May 18, 2010

Paraphonia 

The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.

Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"

Paraphonia by Stains and Smears May 17, 2019

parahocial 

A one way relationship between some degenerate and a whore

Person 1: "Have you seen Dave trying to get with the girl he's banging?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's totally a parahocial relationship!

parahocial by liltreeperson October 19, 2022