Paraphonia 

A personality defect in which a person suffers from a mix narcissism and paranoia.
The belief that you are so awesome, multiple people you don’t know want your phone number, and once they have it will become crazy stalkers.

George: I will not give you my number in a public message, because I dont want people I don't know to have my number.

Ray: So, are you calling my friends stalkers? Turn down your Paraphonia!

Paraphonia by greycoatmasher April 1, 2010

Paraphonia 

The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.

Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"

Paraphonia by Stains and Smears May 17, 2019

Panaphonics 

cheap generic version of a popular Asian electronics manufacturer.

see also Sorny

"i know a genuine Panaphonics when i see one"

Panaphonics by billysteam June 9, 2004

Paraphilia 

Paraphilia is a term that describes sexual arousal in response to sexual objects or situations which is considered abnormal or odd in some societies.

An example of a Paraphilia is necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses.

Paraphilia by Mistercity August 6, 2006

Paraphanoia 

Ditching your pot-smoking paraphernalia due to a fit of weed-induced paranoia, and then deeply regretting it later.

Not realizing the cops were coming to bust his loser neighbor, not him, he tossed his favorite handblown bong out the window in a fit of paraphanoia.

Paraphanoia by Dr. Bongs Potcast July 22, 2009

Paraphenanigans 

Committing shenanigans while under the influence of any mind altering drug.

The hooligans were up to no good at 2:00 in the morning, committing all sorts of paraphenanigans.

Paraphenanigans by Eat Your Weedies February 22, 2009

peraphobia 

Feeling of fear or repulsion towards the individual known as Perapex.

Charlie: Ugh here's perapex.
Sabrina: What? You have peraphobia or something?

peraphobia by Baneazos May 16, 2020