Paquete

el package, the goods, petey pablo, fishing rod, don quijote.
"El paquete del mexicano es enorme."
by Umbee Abeja August 18, 2008
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paquete

When something is exagerrated, and/or totally beyond reality. Mostly used in South Florida by Cubans.
Oye did you see Jurassic World, that woman ran away from a T-Rex in high heels. Tremendo paquete.
by Floopston August 09, 2015
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paquete

1. someone who is a loser and no one likes
2. a friend who is making a fool of themselves
3. someone you dont like
1. esos manes son demaciado paquetes no les hables
2. ayala vida que paquete te caistes
3. ew ahi viene el paquete de daniel
by srugahcja March 02, 2018
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paquete

a colombian way of sayin someone's a wanna-be, false, materialistic, shallow loser. Only used in Bogota
Ese man es un paquete
by C May 13, 2005
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Paqueting out

the act of leaving your squad in a game of fortnite to attempt to 1v4 or searching for loot in a completely different area because you think you're Tfue, only to die resulting in a loss for your squad because of your -1 squad member disadvantage that could've been avoiding if said player would stick with the team
Bro where are you going, you're paqueting out.

Just ignore what he's doing he's paqueting out
by Bdude471 November 25, 2018
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joe paquet

A very interesting person who talks about so many things I can't keep track of all of them. Or is that just cuz I don't listen to them?
Joe Paquet: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Anyone else: *looks out bus window*
by Yert_Yert_Yert June 21, 2017
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paquete syndrome

to skip the gym for long periods of time or simply stop going
jackson hasn’t been to the gym in a while i think he developed paquete syndrome
by zawg February 19, 2024
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