paquete 

When something is exagerrated, and/or totally beyond reality. Mostly used in South Florida by Cubans.

Oye did you see Jurassic World, that woman ran away from a T-Rex in high heels. Tremendo paquete.

paquete by Floopston August 9, 2015

paquete 

1. someone who is a loser and no one likes
2. a friend who is making a fool of themselves
3. someone you dont like

1. esos manes son demaciado paquetes no les hables
2. ayala vida que paquete te caistes
3. ew ahi viene el paquete de daniel

paquete by srugahcja March 2, 2018

paquete 

a colombian way of sayin someone's a wanna-be, false, materialistic, shallow loser. Only used in Bogota

Ese man es un paquete

paquete by C May 13, 2005

Paquete 

el package, the goods, petey pablo, fishing rod, don quijote.

"El paquete del mexicano es enorme."

Paquete by Umbee Abeja August 18, 2008

paquete syndrome 

to skip the gym for long periods of time or simply stop going

jackson hasn’t been to the gym in a while i think he developed paquete syndrome

paquete syndrome by zawg February 19, 2024

Paquette 

(Paw- ket- there is no R in this word)

A beautiful species of people. Originally from France, they migrated and thrived in the French regions of Canada until they were forced to leave during the 1830's Eradication of Remarkably Attractive. They are distinguished by their stunning figures, sly wit, bountiful sense of Humor and unyielding faith: as noted by their friends, to whom they are fiercely loyal.

That Paquette is the total PACKAGE.

verb usage: I would Paquette that so hard...

Paquette by Evy Rhus March 27, 2011

Carl Mercier Paquette 

Professionnal DJ from the 819 AREA.

He was the first to come up with Dubstep in the province of Quebec. He pushed the dubstep movement in the small town of Sherbrooke, until it became the internationnaly renowned dubstep town. (in Canada)

Carl a.k.a Kirkland Cee is an adept at blending the colorful styles like Skrillex and the robotic sounds like Excision.

Guy A : Have you ever listened to Carl Mercier Paquette?
Guy B : Yes I did, but his stage name is Kirkland Cee!
Guy A : True that, I forgot!!

Carl Mercier Paquette by DubstepAmateur100 December 30, 2011