A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.
Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
by Floopston February 10, 2012
When something is exagerrated, and/or totally beyond reality. Mostly used in South Florida by Cubans.
by Floopston July 17, 2015
When watching American football, track and field, and other sports that involve black people running, it is said when a black person runs their heart out.
by Floopston December 31, 2011