Papertration 

When wiping your ass after a shit and your finger penetrates the toilet paper ... more often than not followed by brown finger, depending on the stage of wiping

Papertration
"Dude, Totally just wiped my ass and accidentally Papertrated myself"

Papertration by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

double anal penertration

when two dicks go up some one's ass

i saw it on a porno one time!!

double anal penertration by james howard December 28, 2003

parpetration 

The emission of a toxic odor from the nether regions: a fart.

Ewww, parpetration! Who parpetrated?

parpetration by FirstTimeSS September 12, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022