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Paper hands 

Those fucking dumbasses who cannot hold the line and die poor
Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!
Paper hands by Zhu_gu January 29, 2021

paper hands 

Selling a stock or a item, when it is starting to lose value instead of holding it and waiting for it to go up again.
Jerry sold his Bitcoin when it was at 10,000$ because it had a huge dip. Ben kept his Bitcoin stock even after the dip, and now has lots of money. Jerry has paper hands.
paper hands by Mattsit February 13, 2021

paper handcuffs 

A limitation that should not be an issue. IE: you should be able to bust out of paper handcuffs but they are "technically" handcuffs. Typically a corporate rule or government restriction that is imposed seemingly to create a "maximum" or prevent overuse or abuse.
A daily withdrawal limit from your checking account is such a paper handcuff.

Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!

This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.
paper handcuffs by Korwill March 7, 2017

paper hand 

son of bitch how sold his stocks by getting scared watch CNBC
CNBC (BILL ACKMAN) :- "Hell is coming." SELL EVERTHING
Paper hander :- oh fuck! SELL SELL SELL.
paper hand by runninghorsepru March 12, 2021

Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

Paperhands 

Commonly known as an individual who sells stonks early in a run while others hold. Enemy of diamondhands.
Dave was a paperhands bitch.
Paperhands by BoofinStonks June 24, 2021