Papa D 

An extremely curious man who interrogates anyone and everyone who enters a room. He is also convinced that Google is constantly listening to him, so much to the point that he unplugs his Google home speaker in-between uses. This paranoid man actually had the audacity to name his Google home speaker "shed speaker", because he doesn't want Google to know he has a living room. He continually asks you questions when you have just woken up. Not to mention he can't hear you 99% of the time making you repeat yourself so many times that you start to hate that you said anything at all.

"That Papa D man is super curious"
"How many questions has that Papa D dude asked you today?"

Papa D by Octopuss69 July 22, 2019

Papa d 

A man with a huge head and the ability to ask more questions than anybody else on planet Earth.

This guy reminds me of Papa d

Papa d by Showtanker 69 July 25, 2019

PAPA D 

An old white guy with a tremendously ginormous deaf head and reaking butt crack.

I just met some guy and he sure was a real Papa D!

PAPA D by Showtanker 69 March 30, 2022

Papa'd 

adj.

To be married; ie. to have a currently valid marriage certificate.

"I heard Tyron was smashin' up on Rhonda. Ain't she papa'd?"

Papa'd by Definerator September 3, 2013

Papa John'd 

When someone loses their job and/or pizza chain for saying a word that starts with N and rhymes with 'bigger'. No exception is made for usage within non-racial contexts or even quoting another person. However, exceptions can be made for individuals with dark skin.

Keith: "Ouch, some dude at Netflix just got fired for saying n***** while describing a Dave Chappelle joke"
Jamal: "Lol, he got Papa John'd"
Keith: "I hope that doesn't happen to me or I could lose my career"

Papa John'd by stonedwhilewritingthis July 13, 2018

Papa Smurf’d 

The act of placing shitake mushrooms in a person ass and then eating them.

Bro! I papa smurf’d Tiffany last night!

Papa Smurf’d by Mamá llama February 2, 2019

Papa Derek

A butthungry gay lord named Derek with a daddy kink. Never satisfied, one snack will not fill him up (he has been known to chain-swallow and he will never pass up the opportunity for an eclaire). Typically accompanied by a younger pet male companion, he can turn any room into a winter wonderland. Papa Derek has truly mastered the art of the snow angel.

"Did you see the room after that guy and his boy toy finished?"

"Yeah I did, it was still snowing in there four hours later! Talk about a Papa Derek!"

Papa Derek by BowelMovement69 May 25, 2020