Panty Tea

Panty Tea is prepared by soaking the soiled cotton crotch of a panty in boiling water until the glazy crust dissolves into the water. After seeping in the hot water, fresh aromas of the vigina will start to wift away. Add a drop of honey and a twist of lemon, and you will have a great tasting tea that will make your Mr. Woody stand tall and proud. After you make a few batches of this tea, you'll quickly learn how to craft the right panties together for the perfect blend.

Tommy's Mom caught me going through her hamper again. I hate it. She's got the best discharge for a strong panty tea.

Panty Tea by Sir Earl Grey Panty Taster April 23, 2008

Pasty Tea Bag

A replacement word for someone who is defined as a dick, cock-sucker, or a plain old prick. Can be used to express anger.

"Stop tail-gating me, you pasty tea bag!"
"I'm going to the bathroom. Wanna hold my dick, you pasty tea bag?"

Pasty Tea Bag by The Urban Asshole January 17, 2009

Tea Party Parrot 

A play on "Tea Party Patriot", which is a term individual Tea Party supporters use to describe themselves and a phrase in the name of local and national Tea Party groups. This describes members who "parrot" back lies and half-truths they hear on Fox News and conservative talk radio with no real knowledge or understanding to support them.

That Tea Party Parrot kept talking about "death panels", but when I asked her what those were, exactly, she was speechless.

Tea Party Parrot by wordlust November 26, 2010

Tea Party Genius 

An individual who posesses an extraordinary amount of common sense, which is the only required education for membership in the Tea Party. The person is usually a male, in his forties who has failed in business, marraige and many other endeavors. He therefore shows his common sense by blaming the government, immigrants, teachers, pensioners, scientists, non-evangelicals, non-whites, non-republicans, etc for his failures in life. In doing so, he gains many followers.

Bob was on C-Span today hitting the viewers up with some hardcore common sense. He's a Tea Party Genius.

Tea Party Genius by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

Tea Party Confederate 

A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.

During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.

Tea Party Confederate by De-Foxifier December 1, 2013

tea party libertarian 

A group of Republicans who think that they are like the Boston Tea Party of 1773 minus the red face paint and feathers and tomahawks.

Spearheaded by such (not really) self-made men as Steve Forbes, Jeb Bush and Donald Trump

Want to return to the glory days of zero income taxes, no paved roads, running water, public schools, electricity,penicillin or laws banning slavery or child labor. In other words, they think even the Amish are too willing to take a handout from Uncle Sam.

These tea party libertarians are the greediest people imaginable, and they know nothing about history or what suffering regular working Americans experience at the hands of corporations and Wall Street tycoons.

Tea party libertarians = GOP neo-cons

tea party libertarian by Nilli Wanilli October 16, 2010

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement 

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.

The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011