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Panty Puddles 

Panty puddles are...1) The result of the best foreplay known to man, or woman; 2) Evidence that she wants a penis inserted; 3) A sign that no lubrication will be necessary.

A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.
"Man, I got her so wet, I could see her panty puddles through her jeans."

"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."
Panty Puddles by Pompy April 12, 2007
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panty puddle

The physical reaction a woman receieves when she gets turned on.
Freddy is so fine I got a panty puddle just by looking at him.
panty puddle by Martinb June 13, 2012

Pant Puddle 

The almost always accident that occurs when after you pee and some of the left-over pee in your urethra drizzles down your pant legs: due to impatiences of not fully choking your peen,enough, after the act. This usually is an uncomfortable feeling that leaves you walking away from the bathroom/restroom in a sort of irregular step.
#1Mom: My son's underwears are always yellow. I think he has some sorta problem."
#2 Mom: Naw it's nothing out of the ordinary. Just Pant Puddle."
Pant Puddle by Daravouchi October 9, 2013

pants-puddle 

having one's pants and underwear around one's ankles. The term is usually associated with acts of mastrabation.
I was jerking it in front of the computer with a pants-puddle around my ankles when my mom walked in, talk about awkward.
pants-puddle by Davidizzlewham October 19, 2007

Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.
Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.
Poon Puddle Patty by nigger nick December 19, 2005

Puddle Party 

An un inventive cam girls attempt at being relevant by glorifying her std infected piss puddles. Usually used by the sluttiest of cam girls. When your preferred e-slut starts using this term you are very likely to get lucky! And itchy. .
Did you go to chloes puddle party last week??
Yes, it still burns when I pee!!
Puddle Party by Omandadude June 17, 2024