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Pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.
My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding.
Pants batter by In A Rut February 17, 2024

pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.
My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding
pants batter by In A Rut February 17, 2024

pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.
' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum
pants batter by In A Rut April 26, 2024

Banter Pants 

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.
Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.
Banter Pants by laking_everything January 21, 2020

baster party 

An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.

They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)

After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!