Pansexual.
When you realize: Guys are hot. So are girls. And nonbinary creatures. And any other genders. Basically you’re attracted to every gender. EXCEPT PANS. WE DON’T FUCK PANS GOD DAMMIT!
Pansexual. by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024
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Pansexual by Gayqueen730 August 25, 2020
Pansexual
Pansexual by Billie.eilish March 3, 2019
Pansexual
A rare and magical species who's sexual orientation consists of attraction to just about any particular shade of queer. Pansexuals are a rare and almost endangered species because many people do not believe that these magical unicorns exist. These wonderful creatures are generally very loving and accepting, so it is extremely important that you treat them with respect.
If you ever meet a pansexual, make sure you hold onto them because when you find an asexual, you can pair them up and they will become a magical rainbow superhero duo and they might even grant you one wish!
Pansexual by Eatsshootsandleaves January 21, 2015
Pansexual
I slowly slipped my hand down their pants and let out a soft gasp. I felt... an alligator. At that moment. I realized I was pansexual.
Pansexual by Chimichangas-4-like July 21, 2013
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