Pantelakism is a newreligion, started in a Cypriot High School. It is described as "basically Pantelakis". Pantelakists are expected to follow and worship Pantelakis life, who is teaching them religion. During his lessons, Pantelakis tells stories about his life and shows his students how to whistle with their hands and how to speak foreign languages. Stories about his past partners, family and friends are common.
when, due to excess moisture and heat, your balls stick to your leg, and your dick sticks to your balls. similar in concept to the classical definition of the word.
"bro, i've got a major pangea right now. summer sucks."
A small town, just south of Charlotte, NC, across the state line. Its known for being the Watermelon capitol of the World and has an annual Watermelon Festival, in whick rednecks from everywhere show up for. Not much to do in this town except watch paintdry, drink and get bitten by mosquitos. There are a handful of resturaunts and gas stations and a couple of grocery stores. Walmart and Conbraco are the only real places to work. Be careful on the bypass, coming into town...you'll get a ticket for speeding. Pageland is not too bad. It could be worse...it could be Cheraw
An alcoholic drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the effect of which is like having your brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.