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A penal gland with vertical deficiencies, almost flat in dimension.
That panenis looks like it could have been in a panini press.
Panenis by Odorless Manatee August 25, 2011
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When one's panini sandwich looks strikingly similar to a penis.
That is one long panenis you got there.
Panenis by Snazzycatlady August 13, 2025
A panini sandwich that has a strikingly similar resemblance to a penis.
My panini is pretty long - it should be a panenis.
Panenis by Snazzycatlady August 13, 2025
A penis that has evolved from the natural state of what we call "the male sexual organ". Only one pnenis may exist on the earth at a moment. Therefore, dank shall be eaten by dankmonsters (see: dankmonster) and spurted out of the highly sexual and massively manly organ known as "pnenis"
Man that guy has the pnenis
Dude he is so lucky!!
pnenis by Sherriff Groundlicker March 18, 2014
Pannis is the flab of skin that hangs BELOW the belly button and above the va-j-j.
Zelda is so fat that she gets horrible rashes on her sweaty hanging pannis which looks like a spare tire.
pannis by greeneyedlady March 18, 2010
Penis + Vagina = Pagenis
When you want to say both, but don't have the time.
Man, don't be a pagenis.
Pagenis by Bumcover July 22, 2009
A different way to spell the word penis
"Hey randy give me that paenis"
Paenis by Robert Krista May 9, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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