pnenis 

A penis that has evolved from the natural state of what we call "the male sexual organ". Only one pnenis may exist on the earth at a moment. Therefore, dank shall be eaten by dankmonsters (see: dankmonster) and spurted out of the highly sexual and massively manly organ known as "pnenis"

Man that guy has the pnenis
Dude he is so lucky!!

pnenis by Sherriff Groundlicker March 18, 2014

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

Urban Penis Tionary 

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary

Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!

Urban Penis Tionary by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

penis lol 

A very high-ranking type of comedy, and the pinnacle of all jokes.

Comedian: "penis lol"
*crowd goes wild*

penis lol by Camwood July 20, 2016