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A padenis is a pad for your penis a penis pad if you will. Now while men can't experience menstruation a padenis is used and only used for when you slice your penis open vertically

Tod: yo what the fuck is that your dick?
Jake: oh thats just my padenis.
Tod how did you get it?
Jake: it all started with this cereal box I was trying to open...

padenis by Tootsiepoop June 12, 2021

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Panenis

A penal gland with vertical deficiencies, almost flat in dimension.

That panenis looks like it could have been in a panini press.

Panenis by Odorless Manatee August 25, 2011

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Pagenis

Penis + Vagina = Pagenis
When you want to say both, but don't have the time.

Man, don't be a pagenis.

Pagenis by Bumcover July 22, 2009

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Paenis

A different way to spell the word penis

"Hey randy give me that paenis"

Paenis by Robert Krista May 9, 2008

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Paenis

A comedic spelling of the word "penis."

do u wanna see mah paenis bb

Paenis by Mattjod July 29, 2021

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paenis

the space between fat rolls on morbidly obese people. (perfect for holding sandwiches or snacks that may have dropped in a feeding frenzy for later.)

"damn. there was a whole sandwich in that paenis." those morbidly obese kids who are always on maury povich could probably feed a 3rd world village with all of the droppings that collect in their paenis.

paenis by daaaaag July 7, 2004

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Regnfrakk på Pænis

That word is the most superior word for Condom in the norwegian language.

Girl: you brought a condom?

Boy: i got the Regnfrakk på Pænis!

Girl: AH~ you make me so horny!!!

Regnfrakk på Pænis by TheUnknownTrap April 28, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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