padenis 

A padenis is a pad for your penis a penis pad if you will. Now while men can't experience menstruation a padenis is used and only used for when you slice your penis open vertically

Tod: yo what the fuck is that your dick?
Jake: oh thats just my padenis.
Tod how did you get it?
Jake: it all started with this cereal box I was trying to open...

padenis by Tootsiepoop June 12, 2021

Panenis

A penal gland with vertical deficiencies, almost flat in dimension.

That panenis looks like it could have been in a panini press.

Panenis by Odorless Manatee August 25, 2011

Pagenis 

Penis + Vagina = Pagenis
When you want to say both, but don't have the time.

Man, don't be a pagenis.

Pagenis by Bumcover July 22, 2009

Paenis

A different way to spell the word penis

"Hey randy give me that paenis"

Paenis by Robert Krista May 9, 2008

Paenis

A comedic spelling of the word "penis."

do u wanna see mah paenis bb

Paenis by Mattjod July 29, 2021

paenis

the space between fat rolls on morbidly obese people. (perfect for holding sandwiches or snacks that may have dropped in a feeding frenzy for later.)

"damn. there was a whole sandwich in that paenis." those morbidly obese kids who are always on maury povich could probably feed a 3rd world village with all of the droppings that collect in their paenis.

paenis by daaaaag July 7, 2004

Regnfrakk på Pænis 

That word is the most superior word for Condom in the norwegian language.

Girl: you brought a condom?

Boy: i got the Regnfrakk på Pænis!

Girl: AH~ you make me so horny!!!

Regnfrakk på Pænis by TheUnknownTrap April 28, 2021