Pandenis

Oh wow he’s all over the place.

We are quaranteenining for the Pandenis.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 2, 2020

pandeist

One who practices pandeism, to wit, one who believes the Creator of our Universe to have in fact become our Universe and all within it, and who treats themself and all other life as aspects of such Creator.

The path of the pandeist is set with conditional pacifism; avoid violence except to meet and defeat the use of violence against one self and against the innocent.

by Tao Cha Ching September 1, 2010

Pandeism

A group of religions similar to pantheism, but with a deist outlook on the nature of God. Pandeists believe that God is immanent in the universe - basically that God is everything and everything is God (or gods and goddesses, depending on the particular religion). However, unlike pantheism, God is not a concious or active being, but non-personal or non-interventory.
It is different to panentheism or panendeism, which believe that even though God is immanent in the universe, he also transcends it (exists outside of it partly).

Oh ignore him, he's a pandeist - he sees the divine in a pinecone even.

I never said nature has a soul or conciousness - you need to read up on pandeism to understand.

Hinduism is not pandeistic - it's panentheistic.

by spider_of_doom September 8, 2006

pandeistic

Having to do with Pandeism, belief in a God that became the Universe.

Calling God the author of sin demands a pandeistic understanding of the universe effectively ridding us of sin and moral law.

Following the pandeistic urge allows us all to say, ‘Thou art God!’

by Bexzx November 1, 2007

pandeism

the moast awesome religion that states that God set the universe into motion by becoming the universe.

universe = god

"yo, homies, you guys want to go the the unitarian sermon on campus tonite?"

"nah, G, i'm all 'Pandeism' now."

"'Pandeism?'"

"Yeah, boyeeeeee, God set it into motion, and he is what's in motion."

"man, you b the one with the emotion."

by mpg June 26, 2006

pandeism fish

A symbol of pandeism, in the form of a fish-shaped outline similar to the Jesus fish, but having greater significance of symbolism. The open-ended "tail" of the pandeism fish is the Creator condensing all of its energy down to a singularity so it can become our Universe. The oval "body" of the pandeism fish is our Universe, beginning from a singularity and expanding outwards over billions and billions and billions of years to reach its maximum expansion, and then returning by the same arc over billions more years to its originating point. Pandeists believe other religions have adopted fish symbols due to unconscious recognition of a greater pandeistic truth.

Hey look! That thar Jesus fish just went and got swallowed by a pandeism fish!

by J.D.G. brj May 19, 2010

pandeist

Someone who believes in pandeism, but particularly a chick who will give you hot nonstop fucking because she thinks God became the Universe to experience hot nonstop fucking.

Dude, I'm dating a pandeist chick, it's awesome! All we do is hot nonstop fucking!

by J.D.G. brj September 16, 2006