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An rubber handle infused with nano-silver that prevents bacteria from growing on the hand - and also improves hand grip.
It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.
It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.
(noun) "No way I'm riding those disgusting subway cars without a Pandle."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."
Pandle by happy handle January 13, 2015
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Use the Paddles
A phrase often used on people in trouble or requesting help. Unlike conventional phrases, it means that you can't help them, and they're on their own. Coined by a bystander watching a man trying to fight pirates off his paddle boat, but was overpowered.
Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.
Usually used in cases when the troubled person has no hope of winning otherwise, or is very likely to fail without outside support.
Soldier: "Sir! The enemy broke through our defenses! We can't hold them off!"
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"
Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."
Commander: "USE THE PADDLES!"
Student 1: "Hey, I forgot to study for the test today. Any advice you could give me?"
Student 2: "Well, I guess you have to use the paddles."
Student 1: "Aw, shit."
Use the Paddles by AdmiralofShe October 16, 2016
pionel pandres pessi
A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist small relegation teams.Examples are: eibar, estonia, bolivia, jamaica and many others.
pionel pandres pessi by Rapepsidog November 29, 2022
Pandle Pull
A handle pull performed out of a sauce pan. The group at the event must chant, "Pandle pulls! Pandle pulls!" repeatedly until the deed is done.
Used to divert the attention away from the fact that plastic bottle vodka is being consumed at an otherwise inhuman rate.
Used to divert the attention away from the fact that plastic bottle vodka is being consumed at an otherwise inhuman rate.
Mason: "Dave, I need to catch up but I'm not taking a handle pull of that sh*tty Heritage."
Dave: "Well what about taking a pandle pull?"
Mason: "Great call."
Dave: "Well what about taking a pandle pull?"
Mason: "Great call."
Pandle Pull by PowerThrough May 9, 2011
snooch paddles
It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.
snooch paddles by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014
Paddles
A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.