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Palong: Stickin it to the man, breaking from society, pulling oneself out of oppresion, empowerment of the commom man.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of FUCKIN PALONG
Palong by Quiet Leader November 10, 2008
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Formerly known as an animal (see panther), but now since most of those are extinct in Iran it is used to name girls with horrific makeup or plastic surgery, and sometimes hot girls or dafs who wear panther like leggings.
Ali: mammad on palangaro nega poshte BMW nesheste.

Leito: ina hame palangan.
Palang by Bay Harbor Butcher August 14, 2018
Related Words
Palong • Plong • Plongus • Palang • Paling • Palony • Palangi • paloni • plongeur • plongitude
The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.
Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.
Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009
A Pakistani eraser brand, with the name adopted by Bollywood star Ajay Singh.
Paklong has returned from retirement.
PakLong by NimbusTheMan January 23, 2022
To, one by one, pick off the members of an opposing team. The term originates from the first season of Survivor where the members of Pagong tribe were outnumbered by the members of the Tagi tribe, resulting in the Pagong tribe eventually being wiped out.
"Let's just band together and pagong their asses."

"If we don't do something soon, they will just pagong us."

See also: pagonging
pagong by Bob24984329843 October 12, 2005

Patongtong 

A males genitalia or a males dick/penis.
Man, we were walking in the mall and the guy who passed us smelled like a patongtong

Man that guy is such a patongtong face
Patongtong by The Old MSC Clan LOL August 22, 2007

plonga-plongo 

Javanese/Indonesian term (insult) to describe a person who's confused while other people around him are doing an activity, or can also be used to insult someone who has a stupid face or is dumbfounded with their mouth hanging open.
Mr. X: Hey, how you doing?
Mr. J: I'm great ahahahhah
Mr. X: So it's been 2 years, when will you pay off the debt?
Mr. J: *plonga-plongo
plonga-plongo by RealXiJinping February 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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