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1. What Sleepy Joe Biden said instead of 'psalmist'

2. What the majority of users here who sit around all day writing and reading definitions (speaking from experience) probably are.
1. I can't believe Sleepy Joe Biden said 'palmist' instead of 'psalmist', what a fucking idiot he needs to be in a home somewhere.

2. I used to be a palmist but now I have a steady girlfriend.
Palmist by Icy Wyte June 20, 2022
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Palistinian 

Someone who does not know how to spell "Palestinian".
The person who created the previous entries under "Palistinian".
Palistinian by Brett Isham January 13, 2004

Palistha 

A Palistha is an apex predator, they are incredibly rare and only the luckiest of people will be blessed with opportunity to get to know them. Palisthas are very sporty and hard working which results in them being very intelligent. They deserve every bit of success and happiness that they get as they instantly lift the mood of others when around them. Palisthas are responsible and mature where necessary but they also enjoy being immature and just enjoying life as much as possible. They have a great sense of humour and personality but they are also very kind, loving and caring. They usually have a great taste in many things, specifically boys. Palisthas are liked by everyone because of their qualities and the happiness they bring to others.

Once you find a Palistha, you become one of the luckiest people ever
There is only one real Palistha in the universe
Palistha by Apex Intellectual April 20, 2020

Palmiteiro

Brazilian slang for black men or women that only fuck whites.
Ele é muito palmiteiro, só gosta de brancas.
Palmiteiro by sanaminho December 27, 2020

Palmisery 

The nickname given to the small town of Palmyra NY by the locals
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Palmisery.
Palmisery by >^..^< February 6, 2009

palmistry 

a state of reading ones lines in the palm to discover a true character of person and any future trends. a reliable method for discovering also their strengths and weaknesses and inherit abilities at birth and how they apply them to present. everyone has different lines in the hand and they change as the person evolves.
experts can read and understand palmistry
palmistry by sajtion March 15, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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