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Pagetsexual 

Being sexually attracted to the young, amazing, talented, and beautiful actress Paget Valerie Brewster. Best known for her roles in: Criminal Minds, Another Period, The Community, Grandfathered, Friends, etc.
I am a raging Pagetsexual.

“Did you see Emily Prentiss pin that dude?”
“Yeah, I think I might me a Pagetsexual.”
“Welcome to the team!”
Pagetsexual by SydBalls January 16, 2021
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petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+
Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh
petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"
"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"
Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

panesexual 

panesexual people don't care if you're male, female, trans, gender queer, genderfluid, nonbinary, etc. they are pretty much just attracted to anyone, no matter what they're gender identity is.
hey guys i'm panesexual, and i love everyone.
panesexual by mistwave666 July 15, 2016

Pagsexual 

Prefers.A.Girl-sexual. This is when a boy or girl prefers girls (as the title suggests), but is still interested in the other sex.
Teenage girls who are attracted to both sexes (but do not like to be called lesbian or bisexual) may rather be referred to as pagsexual.
Pagsexual by Pepper... October 7, 2011

Paleosexual Male 

A TRUE outdoors man with a sense of style, fashion and relationships
The most interesting man in the world is a Paleosexual male.
Paleosexual Male by jphammr April 9, 2015

Pantsexual 

Pantsexual

A term referring to the unique sexual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn't matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.
Steve: I met this guy on the subway yesterday. He was pretty cute.

Tim: I didn't know you were gay.

Steve: I'm actually pantsexual. You see, he was wearing some very sexy pants.
Pantsexual by NK-Penne October 12, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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