Paint Cans 

A 'gorilla' or muscle-head, likely from the shore of New Jersey, who walks with his chest puffed out and arms at near 90 degree angles as if he's holding a heavy paint can in each hand.

A juiced, tanned GTL'er would walk as though holding paint cans.

Paint Cans by Portuguese Paint Cans June 10, 2010

paint cans 

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

paint cans by IfixYourass August 4, 2017

paintcan 

a female that is not very intelligent and frequently engages in sexual intercourse, analogous to a can of paint, not very bright and spreads easy.

ten minutes into our date I could tell Sally was a total paintcan

paintcan by dirty bastard brad September 19, 2005

paintcans 

A case of severe diarrhea, likely a result from eating extremely hot or greasy food. Or beans.

Don't expect to escape Old Mexico without getting a case of the paintcans.

paintcans by TEDXCI August 23, 2011