Definitions by IfixYourass

paint cans 

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

paint cans by IfixYourass August 4, 2017

gushner 

THE CLIT.

DID YOU TWITTLE HER GUSHNER?

gushner by IfixYourass September 24, 2016

The Compactor

The act of forcing your cock into your girl's anus and forcing the shit in her ass to travel backwards up her intestine and even possibly puncturing through her anal wall.

Stacy: I haven't shit in a week.
Doctor: Have you had anal?
Stacy: Well... Yeah.
Doctor: Most likely you are feeling the effects of The Compactor.

The Compactor by IfixYourass November 5, 2012

loose or tight 

that game you play when you are driving around with your buddies, you scream "LOOSE OR TIGHT" out the window to some bitch and she will reply

messenger: HEY, LOOSE OR TIGHT?
bitch: FUCK OFF ASSHOLE
messenger: ... hahaha shes so loose

loose or tight by IfixYourass January 17, 2011