Painjob

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When she givin you head but she bites

Guy 1: Yo man heard you got a blowjob from that bitch last night
Guy 2: More like a painjob... Dick still sore...
Guy 1: Ouch...

Painjob by gaiuzmaiximus September 22, 2015

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Painjob

When recieving a blowjob and doing cbt at the same time

Was a good night until people started asking for painjobs.

Painjob by Snedwastaken April 26, 2021

Related Words

Painjob • painmobile • painpob • pinjob • american paintjob • Asa Paintjob • chocolate paintjob • Communist Paintjob • Peter Panjob • Redneck paintjob

Alaskan Paintjob

When you get a lap dance and there is a skidmark left on your leg when the girl is done.

Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.

Alaskan Paintjob by Joe Joker May 30, 2011

Peter Panjob

When Peanut Butter is spread on a Male's penis and then orally engulfed on.

Peanut Butter Blow Job Hand Job Peter Panjob

Peter Panjob by Prof. Ryne B. & Kyle A (MD) April 24, 2009

painmobile

Another word for "ambulance".
A vehicle equipped for taking sick or injured people to and from the hospital .

yo i just heard the painmobile cruise through, someone must be hurt like a mofo!

painmobile by Geniewitabeanie February 7, 2023

Wet paintjob

When a woman cums while receiving oral from a man, and the man's face is covered in her juices.

I ate her out so good, she gave me a wet paintjob

Wet paintjob by Rock6d May 31, 2011

american paintjob

When a girl gives a guy a handjob but with an American flag and he shoots out white fireworks and whispers "'Murica, fuck yeah" in her ear.

Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob last night.

Contributed to by BassDrop! And Gamingufight

american paintjob by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF August 17, 2017

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026