by Andresthejeff February 06, 2014
When a girl or a guy only wants to see you for sexual intercourse. Not being your girlfriend/ boyfriend nor friend.
John: Hey man, how did your date go with Denisse?
Jack: Really bad man, she sex zoned me, she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she only wants sex.
John: That's bad? What's wrong with guys nowadays?
Jack: Really bad man, she sex zoned me, she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she only wants sex.
John: That's bad? What's wrong with guys nowadays?
by Andresthejeff January 22, 2014
It's like saying "are you kidding me" or "are you shitting me", but stronger than those two. Like bullshitting, but with another animal.
Guy: "Barack Obama died 10 minutes ago in an accident."
Other guy: "What? You gotta be horseshitting me."
Other guy: "What? You gotta be horseshitting me."
by Andresthejeff November 27, 2013
Those who only go to church on Sundays with fancy clothes to see who they can meet there and look like good people. Not really interested in religion or being good guys.
-"Where's John? He never comes to play Tennis with us on Sundays."
-"He's a Sunday church asshole."
-"Bah, what an asshole."
-"He's a Sunday church asshole."
-"Bah, what an asshole."
by Andresthejeff May 31, 2014
-"You will be able to buy the bunduru of the PS4 with 2 controllers and 2 games this summer."
-"Cool... not really. I play on my PC."
-"Cool... not really. I play on my PC."
by Andresthejeff June 04, 2014