5 definitions by Andresthejeff

pageant

An elaborate public dramatic presentation that usually depicts a historical or traditional event.

Peter: "For Xerxes, every meal is a pageant."

by Andresthejeff February 6, 2014

Sunday church asshole.

Those who only go to church on Sundays with fancy clothes to see who they can meet there and look like good people. Not really interested in religion or being good guys.

-"Where's John? He never comes to play Tennis with us on Sundays."
-"He's a Sunday church asshole."
-"Bah, what an asshole."

by Andresthejeff May 31, 2014

Horseshitting

It's like saying "are you kidding me" or "are you shitting me", but stronger than those two. Like bullshitting, but with another animal.

Guy: "Barack Obama died 10 minutes ago in an accident."
Other guy: "What? You gotta be horseshitting me."

by Andresthejeff November 27, 2013

sex zoned

When a girl or a guy only wants to see you for sexual intercourse. Not being your girlfriend/ boyfriend nor friend.

John: Hey man, how did your date go with Denisse?
Jack: Really bad man, she sex zoned me, she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she only wants sex.
John: That's bad? What's wrong with guys nowadays?

by Andresthejeff January 22, 2014

Bunduru

The way many japanese people pronounce "bundle".

-"You will be able to buy the bunduru of the PS4 with 2 controllers and 2 games this summer."
-"Cool... not really. I play on my PC."

by Andresthejeff June 4, 2014