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you only go at 9:30
A place in the woods where people drink and get high in a liberal town of new york!
always run down, NOT UP, or you'll run into a village full of children with special needs.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Padj 9:30?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAH TO NARNIA!

Example 2:
Guy 1: man were you at padj last night?
Guy 2: Yeah! it was BUGGIN! and the girls were BANGIN! except task came.
padj by padjalldaway October 30, 2012
Words you can keep
A large clearing in the woods where people smoke and drink around a bonfire
Located in Hastings
Dude 1: Yoooo we out to padj tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah man let's go!
padj by justaprettyprincess July 27, 2016
Related Words
a viewing area in the woods primarily used to watch the kid from the announcements do “the dance
I just wanna rock is playing, this reminds me of padj.
padj by papaya dealer April 16, 2023
A place where the boys and the girls go to get a little dirty and make out hook up find huzzzzzzz.
You only go at 9:30, Run up, At 9;30 parents come and drop the kids off, bottles and cans are left, Fire big, People are drunk and High. When the cops come you run, Back way or front if your riskey you hide till confiemerd there gone, in the bush's, or in the trees, whatever it the closest thing, GET OUT WHEN THE COPS COME

Don't go if your a they?them or run into the village, you meet a bunch of sped kids
Alex: Yo Cate you going to padj tonight, neon theme

Cate:Hell ya boyyyyyyyy
Padj by padjqueeen October 14, 2025
/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.
"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"

Padjustment 

When one adjusts a pad through one's pants to make it more comfortable.
Francene: What the hell are you doing to yourself?
Julia: Nothing exciting, just making a padjustment before we sit down for the movie
Padjustment by foolishfiend April 14, 2009

padJacked 

When you lose control of your iPad by someone without an iPad who constantly asks you to look up something on the web, while you are surfing.
OMG, my husband padJacked me while I was trying to look at my favorite site.
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