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Variation on the term motorboating when used in context of doing it to a fat woman with large breasts that are too big for just a motor boat!

When Kirstie Alley lost all that weight on Jenny Craig I wanted to give her the motor boat, now that she gained it all back she is only fit for a paddle boatin!

Paddle boatin by mikeyboy79 May 19, 2009

Words you can keep

Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.

(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."

Paddle Boating by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

paddle boating

The extreme outdoor sport. Usually resulting in boat ramming and intense competitiveness. Builds great calf and quad muscles which usually implies the paddle boaters are unusually good looking.

Johnny: "I went paddle boating yesterday."
Anna: "Wow, I want you."

paddle boating by JohnDeer June 17, 2007

Paddle Boating

When someone masturbates.

I had a nice session of paddle boating last night.

Paddle Boating by Andrea E September 18, 2007

Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.

Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.

Paddle Boating by MMP38 October 21, 2011

Paddleboating

(verb)

Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.

"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"

Paddleboating by Ragehound December 16, 2013

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026