Paddle Face

Cock smacking a person in the face, multiple times.

As my Girlfriend was using the bathroom, I ran in and Paddle Faced her.

by Dr. Howie Feltersnatch March 29, 2009

puddleface

a derogatory term, describing a mopey faced person. Originally used by Charlie Brooker in his Screen Burn column

Jesus, he's such a puddleface.

by Poisoned Dwarf October 9, 2009