Pacoed

When an undersized woman approaches you and grabs your privates while yelling "ARE YOU NERVOUS NOW!?" and then walks away

Example 1: Dude i was walking down the hall when charlie totally pacoed me.

by Metrocon Dancing Panda July 02, 2011

Pacoed

To be fired from your employment while on vacation.

Poor old Surdin, sitting in Thailand getting a BJ having a great of a time and he gets pacoed!

by Maverik234 September 16, 2009

Paco

Chilean's police

El que no salta es paco

by Rosemow December 20, 2019

Paco

1. Short for Francisco. Mostly used in Spain, elsewhere "Pancho" is more common.
2. Colloquial/Pejorative term for a member of Carabineros de Chile, i.e. Chile's national police force. Most commonly followed by culiao.
3. Inexpensive hard drug made from freebase cocaine. Called paco in Argentina, and basuco, pasta or pasta base elsewhere.

1. Eh, tú! Paco!
Francisco: Who, me?
1. No, not you. *You*.
A bag of freebase cocaine: Who, me?
1. No. *YOU*.
Chilean cop: Me?
1. Yes, you.
Chilean cop: What is it?
1. Paco culiao

by ahueonao December 18, 2019

pacoed

To be 'pacoed' is to be in the presence of someone who has just made a completely unintelligible statement, resulting in your confusion and complete lack of understanding.

Also, 'pacoed' refers to a state of complete pointlessness.

Ravi was left 'pacoed' after Richard had called him at work. Again.

by ArsenalArmada December 12, 2007

Paco

A totally freakin' awesome guy who is smart and talented, caring and fucking hilarious! Always picks you up when you're down and knows how to have a fucking good time ;) oh! and damn does he have a smexy body!

....words cannot express the awesomness of Paco.

by pseudonym names hmmm January 26, 2011

paco

A harmful, highly addictive drug that has become popular in South America, especially Argentina. Made of unused coca leaves and other "filler" ingredients. Resembles crystalline solids, and can be smoked. Popular among poor residents who cannot afford other drugs. Similar to crack, but less pure and more cheap

The State Department designated paco as a dangerous narcotic similar to crack cocaine in the last report on world drug trafficking.

by latoscfa April 06, 2006