Packamole 

Packamole;

A Packamole is a common genetic disorder, prevalent in almost 75% of humans as it is the dominant allele in a mutation of chromosome 1, the largest, withholding 9% of the total DNA in human cells. This, somewhat harmless, disorder can permutate into various diverging genetic pathways, some of these include:
• The BJ lips packamole
• The Crater-face packamole
• The Hemiplegic unit packamole
• The Fivehead/Orange-face packamoles
• The Sheep-shag packamole
• The Female packamole( -very rare permutation )
• The Orange-gut packamole( -mutation of orange face packamole )
• The Small packamole
• The Big Blondemole

These are but a few examples of the many different archetypes of the packamole disorder. But there is one variety of packamole, the packamole to rule them all...

BUCKTOOTH PACKAMOLE LIPS

This is the first packamole to ever have existed, patient zero of the genetic mutation. And possibly the most dangerous to themselves or to others, as when this species are close to other humans, their genetic structure alters them, and they mutate into a new form of packamole. This may also be affecting the DNA of other animal species near, but more tests must be made in order to acquire a conclusive result.

The symptoms of the packamole disorder need not be explained as we all surely know them by heart.

(This definition has been validated by genetics expert senõr yoda, all facts/figures are 100% accurate)

Date:
18/11/2018

"Ahhh you're a bucktooth Packamole aren't you?"
"shutup, you Packamole!"
"No, im not a Packamole, you calling me a Packamole means that you are actually the Packamole"

Packamole by FLETCHH November 19, 2018

WackAmoley 

A sex game. This game has two players. Player one bends over and spreads there ass cheeks. Player two stands behind them with a hard dick. Player on then pushes out a turd and tries to suck it back inside there anus before player two hits it with the head of there penis. When the penis makes contact with the turd, player two then uses his shitty penis to write the score on player ones back in Roman numerals.

Hey Jeff, after my wife goes to sleep do you want to go to the garage and play wackamoley?

WackAmoley by Iphistagash February 14, 2020

Packmule 

A person who kills all fun whatsoever and is extremely sensitive to all types of insulte towards them, big or small. They're basically a cross between a buzz kill and a bitch. They also overuse every single joke ever made.

"Hey, packmule, what's up?"
"GOD DAMN IT STOP CALLING ME A PACKMULE!!!"
This is the sensitivity part

"Hahaha, my dog can do a trick."
"My dog has cancer."
BUZZKILL

Whoop that trick becomes a popular saying. A packmule says it at least 10 times per minute and makes it completely not fun in anywhere from 6 to 16 days.

Packmule by I freakin' rock November 14, 2006

Wackamole 

One of the subgames in Samba De Amigo on the Dreamcast, where you have to whack moles on the head as they pop out of holes... like at the fayre.

1,2,3.. Whack-a-mole!

Wackamole by Flux January 11, 2004

Wackamole 

The combination of wack and guacamole.

Yo Ray thats wackamole.
Your shoes are wackamole dog.
Wack 2 the Mole!nuff said.

Wackamole by Ray November 22, 2003

packmule 

1. A mule of the pack.

2. A reliable peson that gives you packmule rides. Feed them oats every 5 hours.

I fed my packmule her oats for the day.

packmule by Cecile August 14, 2003

Yackamole 

When an email or article has too much introduction before getting to the point.

I clicked on this to learn how bad the next solar storm will be, not to play yackamole for 5 pages of Sun 101.

Yackamole by kaman25 April 4, 2022