Packmule 

A person who kills all fun whatsoever and is extremely sensitive to all types of insulte towards them, big or small. They're basically a cross between a buzz kill and a bitch. They also overuse every single joke ever made.

"Hey, packmule, what's up?"
"GOD DAMN IT STOP CALLING ME A PACKMULE!!!"
This is the sensitivity part

"Hahaha, my dog can do a trick."
"My dog has cancer."
BUZZKILL

Whoop that trick becomes a popular saying. A packmule says it at least 10 times per minute and makes it completely not fun in anywhere from 6 to 16 days.

Packmule by I freakin' rock November 14, 2006

packmule 

1. A mule of the pack.

2. A reliable peson that gives you packmule rides. Feed them oats every 5 hours.

I fed my packmule her oats for the day.

packmule by Cecile August 14, 2003

pack mule 

Someone who can be riden, or be forced to carry heavy objects for no pay or gratitude.

RN is my PACK MULE.

pack mule by Zach G. November 9, 2003

packmuling 

When an inebriated member of the opposite gender is desired for sexual intercourse, place the hand loops of a general plastic bag around the curvature of the ears so as to resemble a packmule. This an efficient manner to avoid mess and heighten pleasure.

John: Yo dude that chick is so hot but she is booting everywhere.
Leoul: Yo dude thats cool, just use packmuling.

packmuling by 1059 May 1, 2011

Pack Mule 

A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.

John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir

Pack Mule by essenemic October 9, 2008

Pack Mule 

A friend who has to carry your bags or else you will beat him to death with a stick you found on the ground.

John: Yo pack mule, carry my shit!
Ali: yes sir no sir

Pack Mule by essenemic October 9, 2008

Mexican Pack Mule 

The act of peeing in a girls mouth as she sits on the toilet and pees as well.

Have you ever tried a Mexican Pack Mule?

Mexican Pack Mule by Nukaworldsupreme November 2, 2019