packmule

1. A mule of the pack.

2. A reliable peson that gives you packmule rides. Feed them oats every 5 hours.
I fed my packmule her oats for the day.
by Cecile August 15, 2003
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packmuling

When an inebriated member of the opposite gender is desired for sexual intercourse, place the hand loops of a general plastic bag around the curvature of the ears so as to resemble a packmule. This an efficient manner to avoid mess and heighten pleasure.
John: Yo dude that chick is so hot but she is booting everywhere.
Leoul: Yo dude thats cool, just use packmuling.
by 1059 April 13, 2011
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Packmule

A person who kills all fun whatsoever and is extremely sensitive to all types of insulte towards them, big or small. They're basically a cross between a buzz kill and a bitch. They also overuse every single joke ever made.
"Hey, packmule, what's up?"
"GOD DAMN IT STOP CALLING ME A PACKMULE!!!"
This is the sensitivity part

"Hahaha, my dog can do a trick."
"My dog has cancer."
BUZZKILL

Whoop that trick becomes a popular saying. A packmule says it at least 10 times per minute and makes it completely not fun in anywhere from 6 to 16 days.
by I freakin' rock November 15, 2006
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packmuling

sticking stuff in someone's vagina and then putting a penis in it
guy #1: DUDE DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO BRODY'S GIRLFRIEND
guy #2: Yeah, she had to get Xmas ornaments surgically removed from her uterus, they were packmuling hard
by essieeeeeeeeeee September 08, 2009
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