Pull a Rooney 

To perform Oral Sex on one's own self

I think Phil is going to Pull a Rooney in the shower tonight

Pull a Rooney by Young Sunfish May 2, 2015

PULL A ROONEY 

to constantly drink from the legal drinking age, convinced that they aren't a borderline alcholic, yet blatantly are.

rooney: im not an alcholic ive only been drunk twice this week.
me:its friday morning rooney.
me:oh we just managed to pull a rooney.

PULL A ROONEY by jon paul mcqueen February 27, 2008

Pull a Romney 

To lie in a job interview.

“I’m totally unqualified for the job, so I figured I'd just pull a Romney. The interviewer bought it though, I start tomorrow!”

Pull a Romney by The Fairy Princess October 4, 2012