PTSmcD’s

1) Type 1 PTSmcD’s is PTSD from eating McDonald’s, usually follows the morning after an 11pm consumption, a 4am McShit, and feeling terrible til 1-2pm the next day. Type 1 PTSmcD’s sets in as soon as you first awake and usually lasts 24-72 hours.

2) Type 2 PTSmcD’s is PTSD from the overall experience of McDonalds i.e. a poorly constructed burger, the worker forgets something, the burger is just drenched in sauce or something. If the experience is bad enough this may result in a vow to never patronize that location, or completely drop the franchise altogether. Type 2 PTSmcD’s can last as little as 2 week til forever.

Type 3 PTSmcD’s is an overly exaggeration of type 2 PTSmcD’s, based off a prejudice going in/ already in a bad mood.

Victim of Type 1 PTSmcD’s: “I cannot go to McD’s after last night, I still got PTSmcD’s...”

Victim of Type 2 PTSmcD’s: “I got super bad PTSmcD’s after they gave me Diet Coke and 3 gallons of big mac sauce on my mac, I’ll never go to the State Street Mc D’s ever ever again”

Type 3 PTSmcD’s: “I can’t get my mom anything from McD’s, her PTSmcD’s flares up over the slightest stupidest thing and the crew there are idiots”

PTSmcD’s by Rumple Foreskin 420 July 13, 2020