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1. Offending of (the) god(s).
2. (American) A weak and misguided synonym for vulgar.
Civilised Human: What the fuck get away from me before I catch American disease.
American: Hey, don't you be using that profane language in my prescense.
Civilised Human: Get a fucking dictionary, you bible-bashing moron.
profane by His Imperial Majesty November 16, 2005
Words you can keep
That concert was profane.
profane by Quiet Storm October 8, 2006
Wack rapper; One who is too cocky for own good; One with little or no hustle or skill; One who looks like a foot
'Hey I just wasted 5 bucks on this shitty CD of a guy who looks like a foot'

'Who is it'

'I dunno some fag Profane'
profane by Ethix November 21, 2006
racist

unholy, contaminated, infiltrated, worldly, mixed, mutt, not pure, impure, not purebred, secular, godless, desecrated, spoiled, idolatrous, pornographic, pornography

generally, of an edomite
"Their liger and their tigon is just as profane as kimora lee simmons."
profane by Vita Smart July 31, 2022

profane the sacrum 

Verb: to penetrate anally. "Sacrum" is the hip bone. "Sacrum" also means "holy." Hence, to "profane the sacrum" is to render something holy unholy.
The priest rendered profane the sacrum of the little altar boy. Afghans and Arabs, in their full Islamic glory, are known to profane the sacrums of little boys they abduct.

Profane immortality 

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible
quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

Profane propane 

Propane that burns dirty and is harder to light
Dam I got ripped off, got profane propane
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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