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(prop. n.) The primary language of New Yorkers. It stems from English, but consists of a fuckload more curses and profanity, though New Yorkers perceive them as everyday speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this day still can't understand this.
to a New Yorker "Can you teach me Profanese?"
New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You: "Yeah, teach me how to talk like you."
New Yorker: "Fuck you! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."
Profanese by Razukin December 1, 2002
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The unofficial language of the U.S. Navy, spoken for the sake of brevity and clarity.
While our sister service, the United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the rudiments of Profanese and speak it in a pidgen fashion, the Air Force fails to master even the most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)
Profanese by harry flashman July 16, 2003

profanisaurus 

Concept created by the writers of UK comic Viz which was stolen by Urban Dictionary with no credit given to Viz.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Let's use and expand this Profanisaurus idea in Viz to create a Website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.
profanisaurus by Nick-N August 17, 2016

profanisaurus 

more fun than urban dictionary
lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.
profanisaurus by Hugh Jampton September 12, 2003

Profinessensational 

To finesse at a professional level with swag
If you get shawty to give you her whole income tax refund your " Profinessensational "

Poganese 

A language that often times references "cunt" in an Australian accent. The language is typically pronounced in a high pitch that is annoying as shit and only spoken in a yelling fashion. This language inhibits one that can't raid for shit, but thinks he's the goat. AHAHAHAHAHA POGIMON <3
Oii cunt, can't understand you with all that Poganese shit coming out of your mouth.
Poganese by J_Freakin_b October 18, 2018

profane the sacrum 

Verb: to penetrate anally. "Sacrum" is the hip bone. "Sacrum" also means "holy." Hence, to "profane the sacrum" is to render something holy unholy.
The priest rendered profane the sacrum of the little altar boy. Afghans and Arabs, in their full Islamic glory, are known to profane the sacrums of little boys they abduct.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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