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pray to the porcelain god 

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.
Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.
pray to the porcelain god by bisque October 26, 2010

pray to buddha 

code word for smoke weed
I can't wait to pray to buddha after school. I wanna be religious and get spiritual with my other buddha boys
pray to buddha by buddhaBoyz May 24, 2009

Pray to the guessing gods 

It's when you've studied to the point of exhaustion

The Last desperate plea for recall memory and a little extra help from the guessing gods to be on your side for choosing the right answers come test day
I've done all I can do. Now it's time to pray to the guessing gods

pray to Jesus shits 

Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus
Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits

Pray to Kray 

An underground cult expression used by fans of Black Kray (aka Sickboyrari), founder of Goth Money Records and pioneer of the cloud rap aesthetic.
It represents devotion, respect, and worship of his unique vibe — dark, romantic, ethereal, and fashionably nihilistic.
It’s not about actual religion — it’s about a mindset, a frequency, a lifestyle.
What’s on ur headphones?

Black kray. He has such a good songs
Yo I live kray. Pray to Kray
Pray to Kray by dreamsa June 23, 2025

Pray To Play

Videogame server that's slow and difficult to join, even if you have access to enter, usually due to having too many players at once or crashing constantly.
-2b2t is so pray to play even with priority queue, it takes way too long.
-Polytoria is too damn laggy, it's quite pray to play
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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