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Experience of euphoria felt after jumping into a cold pool after an intense workout or on a hot day.
Billy: man I'm so sweaty from that run!
Chrstie: me too, but I jumped in the pool and had a poolgasm. Best day ever!
Poolgasm by Lila Harmen June 18, 2011
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poolbastardman 

1: A favorite among sheep for having a small penis (hurts less).
2: Chat Whore in training.
3: A small square patch of hair on the palm of your hand.
"I wish I was poolbastardman so my sheep would stop waking up the neighbors."
poolbastardman by LC February 17, 2005
In the game of basketball, when one person ejects the ball from an opponent's hands it is called a "poolas".
When we played I did a poolas on his ass.
Poolas by FranciscoBarril May 20, 2005
The feeling u get when is 90 degrees outside and u jump into a pool.
You are hot ?!? I was sweating all day long and when i jumped into the pool it felt like a poolgasm.
Poolgasm by tito2037 November 11, 2012

Poolystyrene 

An array of small pellet like poo's which are lighter than water and therefore float on the surface.

Are renowned for being very, very difficult to flush away
Man entering cubicle "Ohh what, someone has shit in the pan and not flushed"

Man washing Hands "I did flush actually, about 8 times, but it appears I have had a bout of poolystyrene so it just keeps bobbing about"

Man entering cubicle "Ok.......
Poolystyrene by Mongymax January 13, 2014
when you poo and get poo on your ass and walk around with it in your ass cheeks
jay: maaan my ass is so sticky and smelly!!
dawn: did you forget to wipe?!?
jay: i don’t know! can you check?
dawn: ok. uhhh ooooh you have a pooyass
pooyass by sunnyd 🦡 September 25, 2021